.

日志

关于我

隆力奇玉洁老师

文章分类

笑话大全-酒醉笑话

2009-12-16 17:12:58| 分类：默认分类 | 标签： |举报 |字号大中小订阅

下载LOFTER 我的照片书 |

酒醉笑话 > 笑话列表

0 && image.height<0){if(image.width<=700){this.width=700;this.height=image.height*700/image.width;}}" height=350 src="http://joke.yule.com.cn/images/yule_lanmu_26a2.gif" width=26<

酒醉笑话两则
酒肉
我是警察
面熟
哥儿俩好啊
双排扣
女厕里的啤酒声
斗牛士
夜半推销
酒鬼讨饶
仅判一星期
一杯不喝
酒后
冻僵
药酒
测酒精
酒鬼钓鱼
一个男人在酒吧
喝酒
还是你幸运
醉酒
两杯酒
酒后失言
不许再喝酒
无妻再换
司机不在
尼斯湖怪兽
酒鬼的悼词
意外之财
时间的差别
缘何哭泣
拽下来
醉鬼认家
给他颜色看
戒酒了
常常醉酒
正在走运
自有办法
证据
酒的好处
酒量差
没有空位
太阳还是月亮
醉汉（二）
三个难题
“请你再打一巴掌”
谁醉了
尿个不停
手中的东西
在我家里干什

酒醉笑话

121

50

1/3页

0 && image.height<0){if(image.width<=700){this.width=700;this.height=image.height*700/image.width;}}" alt=首页 src="http://joke.yule.com.cn/images/First.gif" border=0<

1

2

3

0 && image.height<0){if(image.width<=700){this.width=700;this.height=image.height*700/image.width;}}" src="http://joke.yule.com.cn/images/Last.gif" border=0<

GO

第1页第2页第3页

0 && image.height<0){if(image.width<=700){this.width=700;this.height=image.height*700/image.width;}}" height=100 src="http://joke.yule.com.cn/html/UploadPic/2007-12/p2007122620312400.jpg" width=110 border=0<
搞笑的开瓶工具

0 && image.height<0){if(image.width<=700){this.width=700;this.height=image.height*700/image.width;}}" height=100 src="http://joke.yule.com.cn/html/UploadPic/2008-3/p2008331142837279.jpg" width=110 border=0<
买不起面膜的女生

0 && image.height<0){if(image.width<=700){this.width=700;this.height=image.height*700/image.width;}}" height=100 src="http://joke.yule.com.cn/html/UploadPic/2007-12/p20071226201939522.jpg" width=110 border=0<
火的境界

0 && image.height<0){if(image.width<=700){this.width=700;this.height=image.height*700/image.width;}}" height=100 src="http://joke.yule.com.cn/html/UploadPic/2008-1/p2008142354998.jpg" width=110 border=0<
星爷的一生-16

0 && image.height<0){if(image.width<=700){this.width=700;this.height=image.height*700/image.width;}}" height=100 src="http://joke.yule.com.cn/html/UploadPic/2007-12/p2007122620024873.jpg" width=110 border=0<
部队的幽默生活

0 && image.height<0){if(image.width<=700){this.width=700;this.height=image.height*700/image.width;}}" height=100 src="http://joke.yule.com.cn/html/UploadPic/2008-1/p200814235939287.jpg" width=110 border=0<
鼠夹

0 && image.height<0){if(image.width<=700){this.width=700;this.height=image.height*700/image.width;}}" height=100 src="http://joke.yule.com.cn/html/UploadPic/2008-1/p200812015200980.jpg" width=110 border=0<
爆笑情侣装1
0 && image.height<0){if(image.width<=700){this.width=700;this.height=image.height*700/image.width;}}" height=100 src="http://joke.yule.com.cn/js/lanmu_1/asia7.jpg" width=110 border=0<
明星美女

评论这张

转发至微博

阅读(74)| 评论(0)

历史上的今天

this.p={  m:2,
              b:2,
              loftPermalink:'',
              id:'fks_083069080086080070086082083095085084089064093083087066093',
              blogTitle:'笑话大全-酒醉笑话',
              blogAbstract:'<div  style=\"font-size:14px;\"  \><TABLE  cellSpacing=\"0\" cellPadding=\"0\" width=\"758\" border=\"0\" \> <TBODY\> <TR\> <TD vAlign=\"top\" width=\"732\" colSpan=\"2\" height=\"9\" \> <P\> <A rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http://joke.yule.com.cn/jiuzui/index1.html\"  \>酒醉笑话</A\> > 笑话列表</P\></TD\> <TD vAlign=\"top\" align=\"middle\" width=\"26\" rowSpan=\"3\" \>0 && image.height<0){if(image.width<=700){this.width=700;this.height=image.height*700/image.width;}}\" height=350 src=\"http://joke.yule.com.cn/images/yule_lanmu_26a2.gif\" width=26<</TD\></TR\> <TR\> <TD vAlign=\"top\" width=\"519\" height=\"341\" \> <TABLE  height=\"8\" cellSpacing=\"0\" cellPadding=\"0\" width=\"520\" border=\"0\" \> <TBODY\> <TR\> <TD\></TD\></TR\></TABLE\> <TABLE  cellSpacing=\"0\" cellPadding=\"0\" width=\"520\" border=\"0\" \> <TBODY\> <TR\> <TD\></TD\></TR\></TABLE\></TD\></TR\></TABLE\></div\>',
              blogTag:'',
              blogUrl:'blog/static/12839511920100104149674',
              isPublished:1,
              istop:false,
              type:1,
              modifyTime:1317346936637,
              publishTime:1260954778000,
              permalink:'blog/static/12839511920100104149674',
              commentCount:0,
              mainCommentCount:0,
              recommendCount:0,
              bsrk:-100,
              publisherId:0,
              recomBlogHome:false,
              currentRecomBlog:false,
              attachmentsFileIds:[],
              vote:{},
              groupInfo:{},
              friendstatus:'none',
              followstatus:'unFollow',
              pubSucc:'',
              visitorProvince:'',
              visitorCity:'',
              visitorNewUser:false,
              postAddInfo:{},
              mset:'000',
              mcon:'',
              srk:-100,
              remindgoodnightblog:false,
              isBlackVisitor:false,
              isShowYodaoAd:false,
              hostIntro:'',
              hmcon:'1',
              selfRecomBlogCount:'0',
              lofter_single:'<iframe width="140" height="560" style="overflow:hidden;" src="http://www.lofter.com/mailEntry.do?blogad=1&blog" frameBorder="0"></iframe>'
            }

{list a as x}
    {if !!x}
    <div class="iblock nbw-fce nbw-f40">
      <a class="fc03 noul" target="_blank" hidefocus="true" href="http://blog.163.com/${x.visitorName}/">
      {if x.visitorName==visitor.userName}
      <img alt="${x.visitorNickname|escape}" onerror="this.src=location.f40" class="cwd bdwa bdc0" src="${fn1(x.visitorName)}&r=${visitor.imageUpdateTime}"/>
      {else}
      <img alt="${x.visitorNickname|escape}" onerror="this.src=location.f40" class="cwd bdwa bdc0" src="${fn1(x.visitorName)}"/>
      {/if}
      </a>
      <div class="cwd vname thide">
        {if x.moveFrom=='wap'}
          <a class="noul pnt" target="_blank" href="http://blog.163.com/services/wapblog.html?frompersonalbloghome"><span title="来自网易手机博客" class="iblock wapIcon"> </span></a>
        {elseif x.moveFrom=='iphone'}
          <a class="noul pnt" target="_blank"><span title="来自iPhone客户端" class="iblock iphoneIcon"> </span></a>
        {elseif x.moveFrom=='android'}
          <a class="noul pnt" target="_blank"><span title="来自Android客户端" class="iblock androidIcon"> </span></a>
        {elseif x.moveFrom=='mobile'}
          <a class="noul pnt" target="_blank" href="http://blog.163.com/services/emsblog.html?frompersonalbloghome"><span title="来自网易短信写博" class="iblock wapIcon"> </span></a>
        {/if}
        <a class="fc03 m2a"  target="_blank" hidefocus="true" href="http://blog.163.com/${x.visitorName}/">
          ${fn(x.visitorNickname,8)|escape}
        </a>
      </div>
    </div>
    {/if}
    {/list}

<#--最新日志，群博日志--> <#--推荐日志-->

<p class="fc06">推荐过这篇日志的人：</p>
    <div>
      {list a as x}
      {if !!x}
      <div class="iblock nbw-fce nbw-f40">
        <a class="fc03 noul" target="_blank" hidefocus="true" href="http://blog.163.com/${x.recommenderName}/">
        <img alt="${x.recommenderNickname|escape}" onerror="this.src=location.f40" class="cwd bdwa bdc0" src="${fn1(x.recommenderName)}"/>
        </a>
        <div class="cwd thide">
          <a class="fc03 m2a" target="_blank" hidefocus="true" href="http://blog.163.com/${x.recommenderName}/">
            ${fn(x.recommenderNickname,6)|escape}
          </a>
        </div>
      </div>
      {/if}
      {/list}
    </div>
    {if !!b&&b.length>0}
    <p  class="fc06">他们还推荐了：</p>
    <ul>
    {list b as y}
      {if !!y}
        <li class="rrb"><span class="iblock">·</span><a class="fc03 m2a" target="_blank" href="http://blog.163.com/${y.recommendBlogPermalink}/?from=blog/static/12839511920100104149674">${y.recommendBlogTitle|escape}</a></li>
      {/if}
    {/list}
    </ul>
    {/if}

<#--引用记录--> <#--博主推荐--> <#--随机阅读--> <#--首页推荐--> <#--历史上的今天--> <#--被推荐日志--> <#--上一篇，下一篇--> <#-- 热度 -->

{list a as x}
    {if !!x}
    <div class="hotItem iblock nbw-fce nbw-f40">
      <a class="fc03 noul" target="_blank" hidefocus="true" href="http://blog.163.com/${x.publisherUsername}/">
      {if x.publisherUsername==visitor.userName}
      <img alt="${x.publisherNickname|escape}" onerror="this.src=location.f40" class="cwd bdwa bdc0" src="${fn1(x.publisherUsername)}&r=${visitor.imageUpdateTime}"/>
      {else}
      <img alt="${x.publisherNickname|escape}" onerror="this.src=location.f40" class="cwd bdwa bdc0" src="${fn1(x.publisherUsername)}"/>
      {/if}
      </a>
      <div class="cwd vname thide">
        <a class="fc03 m2a"  target="_blank" hidefocus="true" href="http://blog.163.com/${x.publisherUsername}/">
          ${fn(x.publisherNickname,8)|escape}
        </a>
      </div>
      <a class="f-myLikeIcons hottype {if x.type==1} js-liketype{elseif x.type==2} js-reblogtype{elseif x.type==3} js-sharetype{else}{/if}" target="_blank" hidefocus="true" href="http://blog.163.com/${x.publisherUsername}/"> </a>
    </div>
    {/if}
    {/list}

<#-- 网易新闻广告 --> <#--右边模块结构--> <#--评论模块结构--> <#--引用模块结构--> <#--博主发起的投票-->

页脚

我的照片书 - 手机博客 - 下载LOFTER APP - 订阅此博客

.

导航

日志

笑话大全-酒醉笑话

历史上的今天

最近读者

热度

评论

页脚